Pick Your Poison Gift Set

Introducing the Pick Your Poison Gift Set, because let's face it, the only candidate who's ever truly kept their promises is the one that comes in a bottle. Harris, Trump, and Whiskey: the ultimate three-way cage match. And honestly, we're all going to need a stiff drink to get through this election season.

This ridiculously awesome set includes four 10.5 ounce rocks glasses and four cherry wood coasters, each emblazoned with a voting ballot that's been "rigged" in favor of the clear winner: Whiskey. It's the perfect way to thumb your nose at the establishment, poke fun at the absurdity of politics, and give the gift of liquor-fueled laughter to friends and family.

The coasters are crafted from rich cherry wood, because even if the candidates can't keep their promises, at least your furniture will be protected from the impending flood of tears and/or celebratory spills. And the glasses? Well, they're the perfect size for sipping on a whiskey (or three) while you contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it's 42, and also whiskey).

Whether you're a disillusioned voter, a staunch supporter, or just someone who loves a good joke (and a good drink), the Pick Your Poison Gift Set is the perfect way to flip the bird to the establishment and bring some much-needed levity to the conversation. So go ahead, pour yourself a glass, and cast your vote for the only candidate who's ever truly won our hearts: Whiskey. Because honestly, who needs a functioning government when you've got a functioning liver?

Set includes:

• 4 x 10.5 ounce rocks glasses featuring the "Harris, Trump, or Whiskey" voting ballot
• 4 x cherry wood coasters featuring the same design. The greatest cherry. Cherry unlike has ever been seen before.
• Endless laughter and conversation starters. And more laughter. And some more.
• The satisfaction of knowing you've made the right choice (Whiskey, duh)
• A healthy dose of disdain for the entire political process (priceless)